I wrote a book. Here is what the cover looks like. Pretty attractive isn’t it. I think the title is rather catchy as well The Care & Feeding of Your Pet Musk Ox
Informative as well as drawing attention to what a great pet a Musk Ox can be for the whole family, not just the kids.
If you look closely you can see the musk ox is smiling just a little. I don’t think it is because he is passing gas.
I don’t think it is because he just ate the family dog or fertilized the neighbors yard either. I think is because he is a happy musk ox looking for a family who will be happy with him as their pet.
I’ll be honest, this book is not a best seller. It isn’t selling at all. I blame this on two things. The failing pet market and the guy that had the Musk Oxen Make Great Pets Farm. I wrote the book in the first place to be sold in the Musk Oxen Make Great Pets Gift Shop at the farm.
We both concluded that people just don’t want pets anymore. He sold the farm and shipped the musk oxen he had somewhere up north. It is too bad we got into the pet industry just at the time it was crashing and no one was buying pets anymore.
There is still a rumor that Dogs and Cats and some Fish are selling as pets but I don’t believe the rumor. We had the books and the musk ox farm for over a year and my friend didn’t sell a single musk ox and I didn’t sell a single book even with the catchy title and the smiling Musk Ox.